Guest Visitors · They Do Not Work Here
The External Auditors
Sweet, Carrion & Drone LLP
External Audit & Assurance. We do not work here.
The External Auditors are the guest-visitor class — special pieces from outside the core 1,000. They are not staff: no payroll number, no department, no rung. They arrive unannounced, audit the Board, and leave. Staff dread them.
Findings are final. There is no appeal. There is no biscuit.
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